100! 100! 100!

SO TOTALLY stealing this from Diane. One hundred random things about moi. Now you can die happy, right? Right? Right.

1. My name is really Jennifer, but everyone calls me Jenna.
2. I am 32
3. I love Diet Pepsi
4. I also love to read.
5. I would read more but I can't tear myself away from the computer long enough to do it.
6. I think this might be an issue
7. but I'm not sure yet whether or not I care.
8. I like cherry tomatoes
9. I also like dark chocolate mint truffles.
10. But not brussel sprouts.
11. I haven't had my dinner, so I have food on the brain.
12. Sometimes I use periods when I make lists and sometimes I do not.
13. It depends entirely on my mood
14. I refuse to spell "nite" correctly.
15. And "tonite"
16. And I don't care who it bothers.
17. I am scared of big dogs
18. and big spiders
19. and Bigfoot.
20. I am not scared of plants.
21. Or kittens.
22. I am married
23. For the second time
24. And divorced once.
25. I have given birth four times.
26. My mother gave birth four times
27. And her mother gave birth four times.
28. And all of my mother's three siblings have four children, too.
29. I have two step sons that I refer to as my Bonus Sons.
30. My sixteen year old Bonus Son makes me crazy.
31. My favorite authors are Robert Jordan and Stephen King.
32. And I like to listen to Enigma.
33. I like white wine
34. I do not like shiraz.
35. I am addicted to CafeMom
36. I love the rain best
37. And dislike the snow a lot
38. Although, I bet that if I were in a desert, I would dislike sand storms.
39. My favorite animal is the African elephant
40. My second favorite animal is the Asian elephant
41. with giraffes as a close third.
42. I like candles
43. and Shanna the Bean
44. and when my husband rubs my neck
45. or just touches me in general.
46. I am a former Mormon
47. turned Pagan
48. I used to be a Vegetarian
49. but lost the battle to a cheeseburger.
50. I am a geek, through and through
51. and I often ramble
52. as well as spaz out.
53. I like to crochet
54. and bake
55. and take hot showers
56. but I don't like shaving
57. and I have never plucked my eyebrows
58. because it hurts too bad
59. and I am a complete wuss.
60. I would like to read poetry as it sounds like something rather sophisticated to do
61. but I find that it rather bores me.
62. I enjoy Burt's Bees products very much.
63. The beach is my favorite outdoors place to be.
64. And camping is not my favorite outdoors place to be
65. I don't like "roughing it"
66. and besides, Bigfoot might get me.
67. I believe in reincarnation
68. because it appeals to me.
69. And would love to meet one of my past reincarnations.
70. I have too many books
71. I have too many shoes, also
72. and not enough pencils and pens
73. I heart Ripley
74. I have a zombie uprising survival plan
75. I do not enjoy crossword puzzles
76. but quite enjoy this game
77. although I am still stuck on number sixteen.
78. I have a sinking suspicion that my children are all smarter than me.
79. And that it is only a matter or time before they figure this out
80. and then I'm totally screwed.
81. I think that Uggs are waaaay overrated.
82. But I really really really want a pair nonetheless
83. and I wear a size nine shoe...
84. I had a bazillion Barbies
85. that I should have hung onto but didn't
86. not knowing that I would have three daughters who would love Barbies also.
87. I am scared that I am totally screwing up this parenting thing
88. and have to pay four bills for counseling for four adult children someday.
89. I have never left the US.
90. But I would like to.
91. Just for a vacation, though.
92. I would like to make a really delicious cake
93. and then eat it.
94. And NOT SHARE!
95. I used to smoke but quit.
96. I am very glad I did so
97. although I still sometimes really want to smoke again.
98. I am almost done with this list.
99. I can't think of anything else
100. except, I like pickles :)